Take advice from your dog?

If your dachsund was a teacher, you would learn stuff like:

• When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.


• Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.


• Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.


• When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.


• Let others know when they've invaded your territory.


• Take naps.


• Stretch before rising.


• Run, romp, and play daily.


• Thrive on attention and let people touch you.


• Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.


• On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.


• On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.


• When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.


• No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout -run right back and make friends.


• Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.


• Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.


• Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.


• If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.


• When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.