In the wise words of Grandpa Dodge;
- Don't get egg-cited and feed me chocolate. Chocolate is toxic to Dodge (and other dogs. Ed.)
- Hot cross buns get me hot under the collar. Sultanas are also bad for Dodge (see above. Ed.).
- Youngsters who don't know any better sometimes get confused when staying with friends and family, make sure your wearing id (and preferably take a microchip with you) if you decide to go exploring.
- If anyone comes near you with bunny ears, relax and enjoy, they usually come with liver treats. If they don't come with liver treats you are entitled to a) put on a sad face and b) chew the ears when no one is looking.
Good dog. Happy Easter